Marketing

I'm sitting in marketing, and considering i have nothing better to do, here are some quotes......

"Loose coin" -dev

"Oh! Shane! Guess what I figured out..... Corn is both singular AND plural." -dev... lol

"Bitch, don't yell at my mother" -mom (funny in itself)

"Toe knuckle" -forgot

"Strobe light man and Epilepsy boy!" -mack got it from somewhere

"Garden hose, the other white meat" -forgot

"How did you get a date like that!?!?" -Chris Shockley

"CANADA DOESN'T EXIST!" -me in gov't class

"PIAMP" -me

"Man, JFK was a pimp" -Aaron

"We don't use "red words" in here" -Mrs. Keck, apparently "shut-up" is a "red word"

"Wow, shane i wish you could stay home so i could take devin." -Dad... lol

"Erin, there's a ship in the back, come on, we have to blow it up!" -Dad high on morphine

"By the way, don't tell your mother" -Dad (after he told me to throw a fire cracker, and it blew up in my hand)

"You threw it wrong...." -Dad, yet again

more to come.......